1. Go to the grocery store and buy two packages of
"Wick Fowler's Two-Alarm Chili Mix."

2. Follow the directions on the package, including: 1/2 cubed beef,
1/2 cubed pork, and 1/2 hamburger, don't fret over the math.

3. Add a little touch more Cayenne Pepper if you like.

4. Enjoy.